You Might Be a Redneck…

October 18, 2009

Yesterday, one of Dan’s employees got married.   We attended the wedding.  It was a redneck wedding… quite different from anything I’d ever experienced before.

For instance, the table centerpieces had a (thankfully subtle) camouflage theme:


Yes, those are green rose petals scattered around the centerpiece.

The cake was a little less subtle:


As was the topper:


There was  only one bridesmaid who didn’t have any tattoos showing … but I think that’s only because she’s 15 years old.

When the wedding party arrived at the reception hall, the groom entered in his white tuxedo and wearing a camouflage Tractor Supply Company baseball cap.

But the kicker for me was about an hour before the reception ended.  The large, shaved-head, long-bearded groomsman opened his dress shirt to reveal his undershirt.  He’d decorated it himself with a Sharpie pen prior to the wedding.  It said:

MY [slang word for male genitalia]


YOUR [slang word for female genitalia]





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